friend #1: You killed that hair boy
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!
by Sneezedonthebeat January 1, 2019

BUT HE DEPLOYED THE MILITARY! I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SCARED THE BAD GUYS INTO NOT DOING A CRIME! WHAT HAPPENED!?
Hym "Yeah, nothing is going to change because you refuse to look at the actual causes. I'll reserve my judgement on the school shooting until you actually report on the ACTUAL impetus behind the act. We'll see. Maybe it's ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA. Who knows!? They refuse to investigate and or corroborate my thing."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

by TheRealCuba October 6, 2022

Complaining about something.
Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
by dababy773 August 19, 2021

So....as any good boyfriend should, learn your girls favorite flavor of Skittle. Insert said flavor into flacid penis hole. Have her suck your dick. Upon the completion of the blowjob. Nutritious ejaculation and treat will be deposited into the back of the throat. Then knock on her forehead and say " Taste the rainbow bitch!" Then kiss her on the forehead and go tell her to brush her teeth.
by Iusedacondomonce July 31, 2019

by Smileysamuel February 23, 2025

An annoying phrase used to convince someone to confess to their crush that they like them, even if they have no chance.
Hopeless Nerd: Wow, this song is great!
Friend: You know what else is great? :)
Hopeless Nerd: NO-
Friend: Shooting your shot
Anyways shoot your shot! You have more of one than you think, just be respectful about it! :)
Friend: You know what else is great? :)
Hopeless Nerd: NO-
Friend: Shooting your shot
Anyways shoot your shot! You have more of one than you think, just be respectful about it! :)
by ShortestDefenestrator October 13, 2022
