School

a place where you get tortured way worse than concentration camp and alcatraz where they have nazi german officers as your teacher and they give you homework which gives you instant amnesia and you fucking fail, and drop out. but in college its like heaven but you have to pay 50,000$ to be teached by an angel

kid: wakes up
mom: cmon timmy its time to go to concentration camp aka school
kid: goddamn it

by Sambruh9 March 14, 2020

School

A place to learn in most European countries. A shooting range in the USA.

European student: "So how's school like in the USA?"
American student: *Dodging gunfire and running away from the school shooter* "Dangerous."

by Fuck my past March 16, 2020

School

the intereasting part of everyone's lives.

School.

by Mickeyella is epico. March 17, 2020

School

A common misspelling for "Hell"

Satan: "Alright for your First punishment, you will have to relive your school years."
Guy: "I would rather the 1000 years in a pit of fire thank you."

by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020

[school]

We could say jail. But now most of the people miss school cause os quarantine. We just miss doing stuff with our friends not school. When the quarantine finished you will see.

Going to school sucks.
I miss going to school.

by uncovered gril June 6, 2020

School

A legal version of child labour camp, also a very effective way to make a child sleepy within seconds

Adult: school is important
Child: so is jail

by I'm totally not an FBI agent June 9, 2020

School

Sudden tests from teachers, using dirty tactics

Cheating is popular and widely practiced

Hypocritical preachers, who say no eating yet enjoy potato chips

“Okay class, you can ask questions,” they would say. But then, “Why weren’t you listening.”

“Of course I couldn’t hear you, I fell asleep cause you’re so boring.”

Life is boring in school, but friends are a great nourishment

Student: *proceeds to pull out a snack*
Teacher: No eating in class, this is SCHOOL *proceeds to open bag of chips*

by GunInAKnifeFight June 10, 2020