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Ryan

He will seem genuine, but in reality he is the fakest POS you will ever meet. Thinks he is above everyone and sits at the throne next to Jesus. Within the first hour of meeting any girl whatsoever he believes that god has sent her to him for marriage, but he ends up being friend zoned the next day. Self-righteous, narcissistic, fake af, small minded, asshole. Don’t expect the elevator to reach the top floor on this one, most of his brain cells melted away during childhood. Once he is exposed of these qualities in public he becomes like a scared little turtle, somewhat like what he hides between his legs.
Ryan talked shit about you too, that’s not surprising.
by Ydntneed2know September 5, 2021
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Rogangster

Mostly a 12 year old internet thug addicted to Monster Energy. Most of them wear black skin, but the majority of them are not even black.
Ah man, look at that rogangster! So lame!
by rayasa April 26, 2022
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regan hammond once said that "zane tipitch isn't hot, he's cute"
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seth rogan’s laugh

A very jumpy laugh produced by the actor Seth Rogan when he’s found something that he finds funny. However, it doesn’t take much for him to do so. This also doesn’t have to be performed by Seth Rogan. Someone with a similar laugh may also call it a “Seth Rogan Laugh”.
Funny man: hi Seth rogan do you like dogs
Seth rogan: yeah
Funny man: how about two?
Seth rogan: *”Seth rogan’s laugh”s*
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Saturday Ryan

When the moon is visible on your hemisphere Saturday takes a hold of Ryan transforming him into Saturday Ryan. Upon transformation Saturday Ryan begins kissing, licking, and seducing everyone around him regardless of gender, age, or race. It can get very inappropriate but limits the use of homophobic slurs.
"Saturday Ryan sucked my ear on Saturday." - Evan M. -23y.o.
by SaturdaysAreForTheBois February 8, 2020
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Emma, Ethan, and Ryan

A bunch of underdeveloped fags.
Emma, Ethan, and Ryan you speds get out of the strip club.
by TheirUncleAndBrother November 7, 2018
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Ryan

A Ryan is often a male. It is an American name typically given to a Caucasion boy but sometimes given to a Black boy as well. If you are a black boy with the name Ryan, be proud your mother didn't give you a ghetto name. If you have the name Ryan, you are probably very short in height. A Ryan is often athletic and loves sports such as soccer. A Ryan is also very talented in the Fine Arts department. A Ryan is what you would call "A ladies Man." The name Ryan is often used in teenage movies to sterotype the popular jock of their High School.

If you are a white boy that has the name Ryan, you are probably a man whore that loves to party and get drunk. You are the one that will always be seen dating the popular Cheerleaders. However, a white boy name Ryan can also be genuine and knows how to treat his ladies right.
If you are a black boy that has the name Ryan, you probably come from an all white neighborhood and a lot of your friends are probably white and your best friend is probably an Asian. More than likely, you wear glasses and have/had braces.

A Ryan in general is very funny and can be very sarcastic. They are very easy to get along with though and they are amazing listeners. A Ryan is often one of two things: A good eater or a good cooker.
Jimmy: Look mate, who's that short kid that's getting all the ladies?
George: I don't know man but I heard he plays soccer.
Jimmy: I heard he likes to cook.
George: Yeah man! Chicks dig a dude that can cook.
Jimmy: Aw, I wish I can be like a Ryan.
by bow-chica-wow-wow July 1, 2010
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