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alaskan pipeline 

taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...
gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer

hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...

gary- dont be like that babe

hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...

gary- hell yeah

hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me

gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch

hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself
To swipe or steal something
(usually done very slick like...)
Man Laing is such a slick rick, he piped a Sobey's name tag and they never found out!
pipe by Bent Himself August 6, 2003

alaskan pipe line 

When someone takes a massive shit, then freezes it, and in this process it becomes a frozen dildo. The girl then proceeds to use it to the benefit of her pussy.
After Candy scooped the poop out of the toilet, she put in the freezer for later pleasure, creating an alaskan pipe line.
alaskan pipe line by candy isanhower November 14, 2007

pro pipe 

the REAL name of the m203. only faggots and pussies that get raped call it the noob tube. only REAL MEN can use the pr0 pipe and rape with it.
search youtube for 100 kills 5 deaths with the pro pipe
pro pipe by volound March 15, 2010
referring to the penis.
Yea nigga i piped her then she got up and cooked for me.
pipe by yung money thieves January 11, 2010

Pipe Wrench 

The handjob equivalent to "Wood Chipper". When a woman finds that squeezing, twisting and yanking on a penis isn't satisfying. Thus calling her a Pipe Wrench.
Man: "Dude, I heard that chick gave you a handjob"
Dude: "Handjob!? She was a pipe wrench!"
Pipe Wrench by Skimask619 January 16, 2010