Cold Potato

when a kidneystone comes out with your cum

I felt so much better after passing on my cold potato

by cowbell42 December 4, 2010

potato face

No words to explain, too beautiful; but we will try our best: The process of lifting your chin up and sinking it back into your neck causing a chinless appearance. Potatoing is the verb form of potato face.

"It looks like Rory has a potato face on."
"No, he's just fat"

by Soft Serve Squad July 23, 2006

potato head

Racial slur referring to anyone of Irish descent (esp. males)

Get back to work you potato heads!

by S. O'Brien March 6, 2007

milk and potatoes

Something that's badass and such

Milk and potatoes in the mornin'

by sex and potatoes March 22, 2005

baked potato

A couch potato who is also extremely stoned. (see also baked)

Dude, let's go get something to eat!You've been just staring at the TV all night with that bong in your hand, you baked potato!

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

Potato Chip

Noun: See crunchy and salty in regards to the second definition.
Definition one- A delicious snack consisting of thinly sliced potatos, oil, and salt, cooked to a crisp, and enjoyed by fat Americans everywhere.
Definition two- A person who is both salty and crunchy. They have a feeling of discontent or otherwise, and feel as though they have done too much cocaine.

"Dude John is such a potato chip. I can't even handle him right now"

by Kneegrodamus October 16, 2013

self-potato

When pleasuring thyself during the stance of the fetal position.

My girlfriend is so flexible, I walk in on her giving a self-potato, and I didn't mind.

by Jonny Boi War January 8, 2010