johnny orlando

Johnny Orlando is the cutest and romanticest guy you will ever know. He is perfect in singing and lots of sports! He loves relationships with girls named Maya so be ready for your dreamboy --> Mayas 😏
He has also a very big dick and is actually so good in a bed❤ He loves kids, will never let a girl alone and always keep his girl safe from others!!!

Girl: I am in a relationship with Johnny Orlando...
Other Girl: No way! Omg he is the cutest guy of the world!
Girl: Year I know, I am so happy

by Johnny_my_boyfriend January 3, 2017

Johnny Cabbing

Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.

Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.

by Pentathalon July 5, 2012

Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess

"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"

by saigon22 June 17, 2012

Johnny Morris

Leprechaun

Johnny Morris looks like a leprechaun.

by santa!!!!!! November 28, 2011

Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

Wrong Way Johnny

A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.

We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.

Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.

by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023