Mauser moment

See: Intense goonsesh

"isnt there like a room with two holes cut out for eyes leading into a womans changing room on streets of tarkov? and like a cumstain on the wall?"
"yes"
"thats a Mauser moment"

by Nemsisxd November 14, 2023

mouse

something cats eat

lets buy some mouse for my cat

by klause poppe November 7, 2024

mousebites

the preferred treatment of Doctor Gregory House, M.D. for when a patient has a disease caused by too many mouse bites. In order to get better, he needs more mouse bites. typically a thousand.

"Did you give him the medicine drug?"

"Yes"

"Well that was stupid, he needs mousebites to live."

by concerned doctor November 26, 2024

mouselor

an og mouselor is anyone who is part of the mouselors group chat! this groupchat has many notable members. anyone can be a mouselor however! mouselors are fans of mouse, followers of @mouselorswift on twitter, and friends of og mouselors! mouse is the mascot of the swifties, the cutest swiftie, and our favorite little man. he originally started as a joke between the og mouselors, but has taken on a life of his own. he has his own twitter account, @mouselorswift, which is run by @rwylmolly.

when mouselors fight on main it’s kinda like we escaped our habitats

by pssudonym February 4, 2024

moserrella

It is some italian cheese something something this is how you spell it everyone else is wrong

I love moserrella so much I would fuck it

by only s gka February 7, 2024

mousepad

(French word) Mousepad is something that you pee, eat, drink, shit, and have sexual intercourses with someone.

Person 1: Yo bro I just got a mousepad, wanna use it together?
Person 2: Hell Yeah! What should we do first?

by xXsuper-edgerXx February 22, 2024

mousepay

when u pay with that one ai mouse's call

theres beef between mousepay and freakpay

"do yall take mousepay?"

by maattie July 3, 2024