Melonoma

The disease of having a gigantic head.

that sasquatch headed motherfucker has melonoma

by wayne December 14, 2004

Post Malone

The black diarrhea that you have after a night of drinking whiskey.

I drank way too much bourbon last night, my Post Malone looks like the black plague.

by AsswithaC October 25, 2017

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004

two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

by Picax8398 July 28, 2017

melanie

A generally nice person with pretty eyes and crazy hair. Obsessed with video games. Be careful because she can be known to stab you in the back.

Oh my god she's such a melanie

by clive789 May 2, 2011

melani

the act of tickling a man's balls whilst licking his nipple.

Last night I got me some fine melani action from this babe down the street.

Weird man.

by marsipan1111 March 8, 2011

Melanie

A girls assets are so named because of their size and wobble factor.

Whoa, look at the size of them Melanie's.

by Facot z February 12, 2010