Jordan 

A MASSIVE amount of hair on the face, unbelieveable!

Did you just see how much Jordan that guy had on his face!

Jordan by El123 October 22, 2008

jordan patterson 

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

jordan patterson by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009

Jordan 

A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.

Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.

Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS

Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*

Jordan by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010

Jordan 

Gay, A loser, Commonly refers to Hollys as Horny.
and has an microscopic penis.

Far man, hes a Jordan!
What a Jordan!

Jordan by Holly.T.C January 5, 2011

Jordan 

The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck[ [anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.

Hey, who's that Sucking Julia's boyfriend's dick?

... Oh wait, thats probably Jordan.

Jordan by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011

jordan 

A really annoying, ugly, stupid, bitchy person who everyone hates

Damn, I hate that girl. Shes such a Jordan

jordan by ieaph April 22, 2011

jordan poke 

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.

"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"

jordan poke by fuknot June 28, 2008