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A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.
Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS
Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS
Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010
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