Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks
During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.
by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015
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Dutch Sauna

To take a giant smelly shit in the bathroom while someone is showering. Hot steamy shit smell fills the room.
My dad gave me a Dutch Sauna yesterday.
by Snowman 50522 June 04, 2018
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Dutch Lovin'

When two gaseous lovers seal the bed blankets over them, let loose the winds of time in the ultimate Dutch oven experience, and proceed to make love while engulfed in their own fortress of flatulence.
Dude, Tanya and I ate so much pizza and Taco Bell yesterday...my eyes watered for two whole days from the crazy dutch lovin' expertience we had afterwards.
by Dirt Nap Ninja June 17, 2017
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Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.
Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.
by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022
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dutch licorice

Interracial porn fetish that describes a black man aggressively skull-fucking a white woman. The man holds the womans head with both hands and moves it up and down the shaft, which differentiates it from standard throat/mouth/face-fucking, in which the penis is in motion. (much like an oral version of a "Dutch rudder")
"Lexington, you can't fuck her throat while you're lying down. Lets shoot a Dutch Licorice - and can you wrap her pigtails around your hands? Great. Aaaaaaand...action!"
by turbulent December 22, 2013
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Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...
Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...
by Johnny Kwlmann November 10, 2008
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Dutch submarine

When you shit whilst in a bath or pool, you've created a Dutch submarine.
"Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."
by absolutely_not_a_weeb October 27, 2021
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