Human Taco

The act of stuffing cold taco ingredients into the Pussy Lips. For example: Beans, Lettuce, herbs, soft taco, cheese, sour cream, chilly. The said ingredients are then eaten by a member of either sex giving both members pleasure as one gets their genitals stimulated and the other gets a tasty taco. This move is common in Mexico and the Southern States of America

Dude 1: Did you Fuck Beverly?
Dude 2: Yeah I gave her a human taco! And to top it off she squirted while I was munching on the lettuce
Dude 1: Noice

by Mechanical Vagina May 9, 2018

Human Centipeding

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.

Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(

by happyanus July 9, 2018

Human Dictionary

A human dictionary is a human that every single word e.g. Ur english teacher

Ao m8, u know miss, shes such a human dictionary.

by Ur nan#2 July 10, 2018

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

Human bin

Someone trashy who is being used.

Ugh, Becky is such a human bin. Did you see her with Bob the other night?

by BranK18 July 12, 2018

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

Human Energy

The grossest thing in the universe

All this human energy is making me sick

by Divine Luck December 31, 2018