Dusty Melons

Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years

Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention

My god if you dont get some action soon you will end up like dusty melons next door

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Dusty Winkler

To perform oral sex on a woman who is bleeding vaginally, but not due to menstruation.

Dirty walked in saying, "suck my bloody twat!" "Are you ragging Dirty?" "No, it's just bloody." "That's a Dusty Winkler!"

by OU812X September 13, 2010

Dusty Leavings

The horrible leftovers at the bottom of your Cereal Packet.

I had breakfast this morning and all that was left was Dusty Leavings, Yuk!

by 367squadron June 24, 2011

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

Dusty Hutch

Refers to old lady bits (genetalia) This is a generic term that spans all old women.

(walking in a crowd of older folks) Oh, there goes another dusty hutch!

by Sassy Chick September 22, 2012

Dustin Biljan

Smart, funny, manages his money well, doesn't like beating around the bush gets straight to the point. Romantic at times but has his bad days. He spoils the one he loves and will never let go of the one love that got away. Never will he be able to move on and be truly happy. He's got it all but has a problem with the law. He's a lover and a fighter. He's my best friend and someone I look up to.

Dustin Biljan : I can't wait to see u kaylee!!!:)
Gf: who are u talking to
Dustin: no one

by Exgf September 5, 2013