Danish Windmill Experience

A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 13, 2024

Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024

Danish Icehammer

When a man sticks his erect penis into a freezer until it develops frostbite, and then promptly inserts it into one or more of his partners orifices.

Wow hunny, that Danish Icehammer really sent chills down my spine!

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

danish glaze

When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.

Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

Danish Glaze

When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.

Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

Danish Slap

When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.

"Yo bro, just gave my girl a Danish Slap, she fucking loved it"

by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025

Danish Sword

Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.

"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"

Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"

by GemandI March 23, 2025