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The greatest teacher of all time. Can get mad at times, but if you get your shit done and pay attention he likes you. Incredibly funny and has a great sense of humor
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The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!
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It’s like an Arnold Palmer, but carbonated—and with more swagger.
There are five legendary versions:
🥤 Classic – Coke + lemonade
🧊 Lite – With Diet Coke or Coke Zero
🏴 ☠️ Captain – Add spiced rum
❄️ Frozen Colmer – Blended with ice for a slushy-style twist
🌅 Sunset Colmer – Add a splash of grenadine for color & sweetness
Known for the slogan:
> “Coke and lemonade walk into a bar… and walk out a legend.”
It’s like an Arnold Palmer, but carbonated—and with more swagger.
There are five legendary versions:
🥤 Classic – Coke + lemonade
🧊 Lite – With Diet Coke or Coke Zero
🏴 ☠️ Captain – Add spiced rum
❄️ Frozen Colmer – Blended with ice for a slushy-style twist
🌅 Sunset Colmer – Add a splash of grenadine for color & sweetness
Known for the slogan:
> “Coke and lemonade walk into a bar… and walk out a legend.”
“Make it a Frozen Nathan Colmer—it’s 100 degrees out here.”
“The Sunset Nathan Colmer’s got that look and the taste.”
“This tastes way better than it has any right to. What is this?”
“A Nathan Colmer. Welcome to the club.”
“The Sunset Nathan Colmer’s got that look and the taste.”
“This tastes way better than it has any right to. What is this?”
“A Nathan Colmer. Welcome to the club.”
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