Ballonie

meat from the testicles (balls) of various animals combined and processed to make a food product. mmm... mmm... good.

"Man that's hellaz gay! You're full of ballonie!"

by pheju joque August 23, 2008

Balloon Boy

The act of a male stroking a dick with each hand while sucking a dick at the same time.

Dude, I performed my first Balloon Boy last night behind Waffle House. There was so much cum! They got Pfeifered!

by Burnt Reynolds January 7, 2018

helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.

Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.

by Fozter March 26, 2010

Bello

It's like hello but it means bye. You say that to your closest friends when you have to leave but don't want to do so.

Kai: please don't leave!
Adrian: I really have to. Sorry man. Bello.
Kai: bello to you too.

by Sher. June 24, 2016

balloon knot

fart pipe, leather cheerio, meat doughnut

after licking it for a minute, i stuck my finger in her balloon knot.

by King Eggroll FHC July 5, 2005

Bollocks

6: When something is broken. (Use as fucked).

6: His PC is totally bollocksed up!

by Piro RoadKill October 7, 2003

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003