Brick Dick

When your cheaply-made, thin material pants make concealing your smartphone in your front pockets virtually impossible, leading others to think you have rectangular-shaped junk off hanging off to one side.

"Man, these Gap jeans are so thin, when I put my iPhone in my pocket, I get total brick dick. "

by puns_intended June 5, 2014

old brick

Old brick kids are scumbags according to memorial kids. But this is true cause memorial kids are more fun at partys, have hotter chicks, and better sports teams. Brick memorial- 1 old brick - 0

"Hey you go to old brick?"

" yea"

"You should go to memorial, wayy hotter chicks bruh"

by Jdubs15 May 17, 2014

brick

(verb) it is to make a phone so that it cannot work.

When I was working on the phone I bricked it.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

brick

Means either a very unfunny joke, or when someone takes something too far, or if someone is trying to be funny and failing. Or just something generally unfunny

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

I mean it was soo funny! I just couldn't help but stop and stare at his huge member!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

Blick

A black dick. After a white girl has gone black she can't go back. Therefore she likes blick.

Bob (white guy): Hey Joe, do you think I have a chance to get with Kelly?

Joe: No I heard she got nailed by some black guy. She's probably addicted to Blick.

Bob: Damn, I wish I had a Blick.

by Number II June 8, 2010

shit brick

Alex Wiese

Shit brick, wheres the toilet paper?

by Concerned Party January 28, 2004

brick

Someone who gets laid once, then never leaves.

1. That's guy's a brick.
2. Here comes brick.

by Alfonzo DeBurca March 2, 2003