Ass Vapor 

The smell that is emitted from one's crotch area when heat is applied. Synonym of crotch vapor. Not to be confused with a <fart>. Ass Vapor is more like <funk> that is reactivated by heat, usually after being dormant in the closet overnight.

Steve had to disconnect the seat heaters in his car because Mr. Miller often wore the same pants, and it caused Ass Vapor to be released.

I couldn't wear my black pants for a third day, when I touched up the crotch with the iron, they wreaked of Ass Vapor.

Ass Vapor by Crack O Da Ass December 14, 2004

ass eater 

One who licks, sucks and eats an anus for sexual gratification of both parties.

Doug is an ass eater, he would rather eat ass than fuck!

ass eater by estaben reyes June 20, 2006

ass ring 

Hard ring of skin surrounding comprising the apeture of one's asshole

Man, I fucked that bitch's ass until her ass ring stang

ass ring by Anonymous July 16, 2003

ass effect 

When a girl walks into a room and all the guys heads cascade downwards to stare at her ass.

Those guys showed ass effect as the girls passed by them.

ass effect by xDarkAbyssx June 15, 2011

Ass Mosaic 

The indentation on one's ass that occurs from sitting unclothed on a patterned surface-namely pavement-for an extended period of time. The said indentation usually resembles a sort of mosaic that might be found hung in an ancient Roman villa; next to a frescoe, perhaps? Most often occurs whilst smoking nude in a jacuzzi of suds. Inappropriate in every circumstance.

"Well, I've been sitting nude on this pavement too long and now I've got a bitchin' ass mosaic; look."

Ass Mosaic by SheIsWeird December 6, 2006

Ass scorch 

To flatuate IN another persons rear end.

Sigmund: Dag, I dropped my sock.
Bill: Better get it! (Bill's bowels churn)
*Siggy bends over to get sock, while Bill aproaches*
*Bill Ass scorches Siggy*
Siggy: Come on man! That stanks!

Ass scorch by Nutty Dud3 December 24, 2008

ass crust 

you must have a hairy ass for this to work. its when you take a huge extremely wet shit and you wipe your ass and shit gets stuck in your ass hair without you knowing and becomes crusty.

"man i found out i had ass crust yesterday when i was picking my crack."

ass crust by coorreey August 16, 2006