your mom

your mom

your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom

by melol6769 October 8, 2025

your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you

bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

by lihudfs March 22, 2022

Your Mom

Usually what 12 your old white kids say when they want to make a witty comeback

Chad: Yo can I borrow that ruler for 5 seconds

Kid with no ball hairs: That's how long I lasted in your mom last night

by Naruto's FBI Agent June 9, 2020

Your mom

Something I do every night

Billy: Yo Briana what you doing tonight
Briana: Your mom
Billy: Wait what?

by briannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2021

your mom

Milf.

Your mom is hot

by Addison177383 October 30, 2021

your mom

what im fucking tonight

im gonna fuck your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021

Your Mom

something so big, It is the real reason Solar Eclipses happen, not the moon.

"Bro, This Eclipse was so cool today, I'm glad that Your Mom caused it"

by AiThrasherBOI October 14, 2022