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your mom is like a taxi 

Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
Ted: no y
Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol
Ted: lol fuk u

Your mom wet 

Your mom wet is a phrase used as an insult against someone, by referring to the wetness of their mom's pussy.

The phrase is a creative way to say "I fucked your mom".
Guy 1: your mom wet bitch I fucked her last night

Guy 2: aw shit I'm done now
Your mom wet by Kivikallo August 30, 2021

your mom goes to college 

Your mom goes to college is the best retort, known to the history of MAN. O:

OKAYSO
Kip was all "YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE" to Deb, who was trying to raise money for college. So the masses overused the greatest line. ]]]:<
Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: Your mom's fat.
P1: YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
P1 and P2: OOOH! I/YOU GOT SERVED.

your mom's box 

Something that you must never never look at touch or smell. Also something that you tell your friends to go eat.
Hey go eat your mom's box.
your mom's box by not poor January 21, 2003

your mom virgin 

Your mom virgin. Second best roast ever. Best roast: your mom gay lol.
You should only use it in really serious situations. Remember: “With great power comes great responsibility.“ Example:
Kid 1: fuk u.
Crowd: ohhhhhh roasted
Kid 2 : ehhmm your mom Virgin

Kid 1: *runs away crying*
Crowd: *looking intense at kid 2*
your mom virgin by TurtleDudePower February 11, 2018

your mom is gay lol

Its the best insult to a person. It kills them imidiatly or take there will to live.