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MAC-wack-it

a MAC owner who uses his laptop to masturbate to a variety of pictures and porn sites.
Hey, did you see that picture of Emma Stone? She is so hot, I had to MAC-wack-it before I went to work today.
by Lady Cupcake October 14, 2009
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Able-Wackets

A saliors card game in wich the loser is slapped with a knotted hankerchief.
Gean: "Boom Shocka"

Freddie: "You betch"

J doe: "You sure u know whats going on?"

Gean: "ID care, this is fun and I get to Able-Wackets U and Fred
by sillyrabbitdck's-r4chicks October 18, 2009
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nut wack complex

Some random idiot that complains all day, that some one is trying to steal their boyfriend and hacks their computer. E.G. Wack job.

Oh, baby lemme get you a towel for your nut wack complex you have at that pc all night long.

How many do you think love you long time? Do we need to get you a hand towel or will the right hand do to catch it from that tininy lil man you got goin' thier?

Yes, this is a tad childish, but so is your hacking problem nut wack job.
Man that fucken crazy nut wack complex is really stupid. does she/he really spend all day wanting to be inside me and my system? Who has the problem?

Girl, Just let me tell ya how much "I don't care" you think your all that. Wanna put some gloves to that test. You might slip on that huge ass of yours. Don't forget your "crown royal," for the straight ass whoopin' you need may hurt a bit.

Do you have the clue that 1. I don't want that nut wack complex. 2. your a crazy, insecure wannabee that needs a reality check at the door, and frankly let me all caps this for you so you understand. WHO"S MY" BITCH." Drunkasourus rex.
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Florida Wack a Hole

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.
Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.
by DNTechs October 16, 2010
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Shack wacker

Originating durring the times of shanty or shack towns, the local shack wacker was a man or woman who constantly masturbated while inside their dwelling.
you seen the hair on teds hands?

I sure have, that dirty ol' shack wacker never quits beatin his dick!
by Kracka Ass March 16, 2011
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hood wacked

During oral sex, a man removes his uncircumcised penis and swings it towards the unsuspecting woman causing the hood to hit her in the face
she was going down on him and he pulled out and hood wacked her with his foreskin.
by harder faster September 6, 2012
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Tough Wackas

Synonymous with 'Hard Luck'
Joe: 'm8 I totally failed that exam'

John: 'tough wackas'
by lols4u1 June 12, 2012
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