Jungle Wife

A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.
Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.

Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
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my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 15, 2024
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højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.
Oh look over there Pierre is eating KFC with his wife, højbjerg's wife!
by PJ4 March 28, 2021
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højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.
Oh look there's Pierre with his wife, højbjerg's wife!
by PJ4 March 28, 2021
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wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.
He's so poggers and wife pilled.
by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023
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renjuns wife

Renjuns wife is the second most prettiest person in the world (the first being Renjun of course!). She is talented and really nice to everyone. Renjuns wife is very artistic and creative. She is someone you would be jealous of.
Wow Renjuns wife is so amazing and pretty!
You’re so talented just like Renjuns wife!
by renjunnieyellow November 23, 2021
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Tees Wife

A woman who is stunning , beautiful and just something about her that keeps you entrigued! She’s like a magnet for good luck , Love and Lust. She makes her man look and feel like the Most powerful Man on Earth. Tees Wife is the noblest Enigma .
Yo Tees Wife is Bad asf bro!

Tees Wife is so magnetic , I just wanna be around her !

….Yo Tee is so Lucky to have a Wife her she’s a total Peach .
by BeachBaeShorty February 16, 2022
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