Out of the water

A phrase said by someone who doesn't understand the common saying "out of the woods."

(In a sticky situation) "We're not out of the water yet!"

by FrongyWrongy May 6, 2015

Waitbrat

A young waiter or waitress who's rude and gives poor service.

I ordered a drink 20 minutes ago and the waitbrat still hasn't brought it.

by Leah Carri October 2, 2007

Water Drive By

performing a drive by with water guns or water balloons

We did a water drive by on those bastards, they were soaked

by lowreeder August 2, 2008

Water Cat

A seal that apparently looks like a cat in water... nice work

Oh shit, look, there's a Water Cat!
OMG I'M SO SCARED

by WhitePeople6969 June 18, 2011

Water the Ficus

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.

She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.

by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011

Waterbedding

When you are fucking a fat girl from behind, and as your pelvis smacks against her ass, ripples extend all the way up her back much in the fashion that a waterbed ripples end-to-end when you only step on one side.

1: Did you see that girl I was grinding with at the club last night?
2: Yeah, but she was kinda fat, dude.
1: I was just gonna say, I could feel some waterbedding just when we were dancing so I bet it would be out of control if I took her home.
2: So what did you do instead?
1: .....itookherhome , D: D: D:

by I_<3_FAT_BITCHES_.COM February 26, 2012

Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.

I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!

by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012