teresa

THUNDERCUNT that thinks smart good looking guys are fucktards

Teresa is such a thundercunt!

by FUCKTARTED October 1, 2017

But wait, there's more

A stupid way of trying to get you to care about something you couldn't care less about.

but wait, there's more for me to tell you about my dumb meaningless life that no one cares about

by Let's be real April 28, 2016

In there

People who find themselves "in there" at a party are the people that are pretty fucked up.

"Dude, you in there?"
"Oh man, I've played 13 games of beer pong, hit the beer bong twice, and just smoked two blunts. I'm totally in there."

by Enzo_Guy March 30, 2009

get it in there

1.To insert an object, most likely one's index finger, into another's anus.
2. a.To insert one's finger into any orifice of another. b.Digital Sodomy (sodomy by the fingers, not to be confused with Cybersex)

Motherfucker, that bitch was giving me the best oral sex that I've recieved in a fortnight, and then she had to ruin it by trying to get it in there! I was appalled, I told her, "Fuck you, bitch, I ain't into that freaky shit! Get up out my ass!"

by Sam from L.I. January 24, 2007

Hang In There Baby

When a woman (or man) tries to make her man cum before he passes out from erotic asphyxiation.

"Babe, I'm almost there. *gasp*" -Wallace
"Hang in there baby!" -Margot

by DanielFoSho April 19, 2010

hello there

How spinsters say hello.

"Why hello there, Timmy!"
"Hi, Miss Crabbingapple!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 14, 2005

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007