Turd Furgeson 

The act of talking a dump while performing sodomy

JP: "I am a master of the TURD FURGESON! YAY"
Meng Huo:"estie man that TURD FURGESON you gave me last night was awesome Tabanak!"

Turd Furgeson by Meng September 4, 2004

Turd-Burglar

One who steals turds. Has also been known to be used more commonly as a term to describe people with poor taste, and that one friend who always seems to "cock-block" you.

Man: "Why the hell did you but in, you've gone and scared her away now, man you're a Turd-Burglar!!

Turd-Burglar by SupamanS March 2, 2009

turd burgler 

While a person giving a rim job, the other person poops in their mouth and says bombs away while deficating!

Ah man I just performed a turd burgler in your mouth!

turd burgler by cornjerker13 March 14, 2009

turd furgeson 

when a penis is lodged in a ass hole while the other person is takin a dump.

1.he gave me a TURD FUGESON.
2.TURD FEGOSON is my favorite sex move

turd furgeson by turd furgeson March 29, 2004

turd pushups 

Its when you fuckin, sit down flat on the ground, and you let your turd, lift you up, off the ground

He was so tall I had to do turd pushups just to see over him

turd pushups by Jimmahh March 28, 2007

Turd Burglar

aka Modern "Playa's"

A Turd Burglar is the type of person that seems like they are always on the scam. The type of person just waiting for someone NOT to be paying attention so as to gain possession and/or credit for something that isn't theirs.

Turd Burglars are the type that lay claim to someone else's creative work for the purpose of claiming the credit to it's success.

You will never find a Turd Burglar around an idea that is failed. They are also the first to bail on something when it isn't looking like it might be a success.

Turd Burglars look for opportunity of that quick gain.

At anyones expense except theirs. Turd Burglars do NOT invest in anything. They "Burgle Turds."

If you have ever met a "Turd Burglar," you most certainly will know.

Turd Burglar by David A. Archer October 9, 2005

Turd Burglar

A lame acquaintance that does things that grind your gears and one that you have nothing in common with.

Allen: "Did you see how Bob was picking up on that chick? He used a horrible pick up line."

Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."

Turd Burglar by ari ari im so sorry March 24, 2008