Epic Fail

The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.
Girl 1: lol epic fail
Girl 2: you suck
by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011
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epic fail

My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.
epic fail failure played loser epic powned
by Epic failage March 25, 2011
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finale fail

Failing to see the last episode of a tv-series season, and instead start to watch the next season. Might occur when failing to count the number of discs in a DVD-box, or failing to download a complete season.
A: Damn, I failed the finale of 'How I Met Your Mother' season 3 last night.
B: That must really suck for you, since it's no use watching the finale now that you know that Ted (... insert spoiler) in the end of it.
A: Well, I realized that I had finale failed and managed to turn it off before that was revealed in the prologue of the first episode of season 4, but thanks.
by TomasJ April 13, 2010
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Feet don't fail me now

“Feet, don't fail me now!” is an old expression that's usually said when someone is running away from peril- they do not want to slow down so that they will be trapped or caught, and are self-encouraging themselves to keep going. In the song, it's used more as an excuse to keep dancing and not get tired.
by pedriluvr November 21, 2023
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Century Fail

Derived from online videos charting the 'Fails of the Century', Century Fail is used when a fail is just too spectacular for one year to contain it.
Today I went for ice cream with a friend of the opposite sex. My girlfriend was texting me, asking me where I was. To pacify her, I told her I was desperately trying to get away from some girl who won't stop talking - But I accidentally sent the text to said girl, as she sat next to me. She started to cry into her ice cream. Century Fail.
by B-loved Commander January 31, 2012
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super fail

one of the worst types of fails there are that is beyond an epic fail.
your blind date was a super fail.
by barneyisgay February 07, 2012
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Fail Domino

When you fail 2 or more times in a row.

This is similar to a fail train, fail rocket, or fail plane.
1: "Hey!"
2: "Hey how're you?"
1: "I'm good :0"
1: "...:9"
1: ":="
2: "Fail Domino"
by oDedz February 07, 2011
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