Goon Rage

When your mad but also gooning

I’m gonna goon rage on this guy if he says another word.

by Gooningmonkeynegro February 7, 2025

goon off

you and bro(s) have a competition on finishing first, essentially just BEATING it until one busts a huge load or small load, who cares. This is also called a circlejerk.

Person 1: yo man, wanna have a goon off?
Person 2: nah, I barely have a load.

by freakyfry September 26, 2025

Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.

Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.

by Yeet for me April 22, 2025

Goon Juice

That sweet, sweet, nectar that comes out of a man's genitals after a mean goon sesh. This viscous liquids most common use is to impregnate a woman, although if your reading this, there's no way you'll ever do that.

Kevin: Just got done with a crazy goon sesh
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?

Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.

by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024

Goon

Amazing and fit

A goon is more amazing and fitter than anyone else

by Gos Forth December 16, 2019

Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with Native American’s at midnight and blowing off Buffalo heads with a shotgun.

Ethan and I are going Moon Gooning with Tribe Leader Stoodis later.

by MikeyOzone November 29, 2023

Goon

Masturbation, to fucking masturbate. I don't care what introverted pie says.

Man I goonned so hard to lollies boobs last night

by Purple Demi venison June 3, 2025