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Kick in the Tits

An unfortunate mishap, something that gets you down or just takes the piss.
Not to be used too often or by too many people. But should be used all the same.
'I just smashed my headlight swinging that pole around'

'Ah, thats a kick in the tits'
by OlieOlieOlie June 17, 2008
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Tator Tits

A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.
Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"
by SassyJax01 March 18, 2012
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Medical Tit

When a womans bare breast is exposed on Televison for medical reasons. Usualy seen on PBS after midnight during shows dedicated to checking ones self for breast cancer.
" I couldn't find anything good on skinamax last night, so i had to fire off some knuckle-children to "Medical Tit" on PBS. "
by S.A.S Staten Island April 25, 2010
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tit mistress

A prostitute who limits her services to allowing her breasts to be fondled.
A tit mistress who works frat parties can make more in a night than in a week of waitressing.
by SPQR January 28, 2008
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Giggle tits

A pair of tits that are really bouncy usally making you giggle as you see them. you will usally find giggle tits walking down the street and alot of girls jogging have giggle tits
dave: oi look man that chick has giggle tits
by skeet1991 March 5, 2012
mugGet the Giggle titsmug.

Mournful Tits

Titties that are just plain sad to look at like a legless vietnam veteran begging for change, or the titties found at a strip club at lunch time on a monday afternoon.
did you see that 40 year old hooker with the stretch marks and mournful tits down on 47th street.
by Mr White 7 October 15, 2010
mugGet the Mournful Titsmug.

Chastity Tits

1. When a girl has breasts so appealing that her vagina is neglected in favor of inter-mammary intercourse.
2. Breasts that a guy finds he can't help but ejaculate between during a titfuck, even if it's supposed to be foreplay.
Thanks to her chastity tits, Leslie didn't lose her virginity until 25 despite being a massive whore.
by shuttlebutt July 3, 2010
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