Texas Drop

While wear cowboy boots, the male stands over the female and gently drops his testicles onto the woman's forehead.

My nuts were sweaty so I had to Texas Drop her to wipe them off.

by Seethella December 19, 2008

teadiot

Is an idiot who doesn't use a spellchecker or has any common sense.

Sarah Palin is a teadiot for thinking "Refudiate" is a word and comparing herself to Shakespeare.

by Refudiator July 20, 2010

Texan Santa

A verb that refers to pranking a friend by changing their background on an electronic device to a creepy looking santa.

The joke, however is that most people will assume the worst when they hear the term, so keep people out of the loop as long as possible in order to keep the joke alive.

Ted: Bro, I hear Roger just got texan santa'd.
Roger (overhearing): Woah, what does that mean?
Ted: Don't worry, you'll find out.

by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010

Texas tea

Historically speaking, "texas tea" was an anarchonistic definition of oil during the oil rush in Texas. "Black gold" is a synonym.

I believe it was phrased very early on in 20th century pop culture.

They struck the ol' texas tea, lucky sumbitches movin' on to Dallas.

by Dis July 6, 2004

Texas

Home to fake coyboys and pickup trucks.

Howdy! Let's throw that hay in the back of mah truck and let's head on down to Houston, Texas!

by Texas Whiteboy Ranger August 4, 2008

texas

An oversized state with an oversized ego. they have nothing to be proud of whatsoever, yet there is so much texas pride it'll blow your mind. has really shitty weather and drivers. nothing special about the state at all. home to the fattest cities in America and George Bush. Really something to be proud of!

Texan: don't mess with texas man, or ill stick my shitkickers up your ass and make you squeal like a pig!! yeeehaww!!

by california is a real state December 29, 2007

Texas shocker

The act of inserting your index and middle finger in the hotbox and your pinkie in the starfish. (2 in the pink and 1 in the stink).

My wife likes it when I give her a Texas shocker.

by Biggwilley April 17, 2006