Geography Test 

Almost the same as described in definition 1, unless you plan on studying geography in college. Definitely not a test that's as easy as it sounds.

Person 1: "That geography test couldn't have been that hard, could it?"

Person 2: "Seriously, that test was a lot more than knowing capitals and coloring countries in."

Geography Test by c.eliz March 24, 2010

Darwin Test 

This is the test of whether you, as a living organism, can keep your alleles in the gene pool for another generation. If you pass it suggests that you are participating in evolution and are fit enough to not be removed from the gene pool in one generation.

Girl> I had my baby.

Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!

Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.

Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.

Darwin Test by someone else nerdly September 27, 2010

Chinease torture test 

Rough sex.

Trinity, Neo's man-bitch.

Chinease torture test by Vlad November 12, 2003

Lucy Liu Test

This is an unwritten (until now) rule that states that any girl that has anything similar to Lucy Liu is not hot.

ie. Asian girls with freckles.

I don't like your girlfriend.. don't worry. She failed the Lucy Liu Test so i won't have to steal her from you.

Lucy Liu Test by Tsen Wrath January 27, 2011

crash test dummy 

constantly getting into accidents and it's always your fault

Oh my god--it just hit this benz today, yesterday i hit a parked car and last friday i ran into the back of a taxi----wow ur such a crash test dummy!

crash test dummy by Bree2be June 14, 2009

Man Test

It's the most important test you can take. It's the defining moment of your manhood.

It's a pretty crucial test. Without a man test, you can't be a man, right?

Man Test by James Jamesson May 12, 2011

litmus test 

The act of following a questionable male or female to a public restroom to determine his/her actual gender.

"Chris" wore clothes that either sex could wear, had a haircut considered tolerable of both genders, and a voice that's indistinguishable between an angel or a scruffy Southerner. So Joe did the ol' litmus test and followed Chris to the office's bathroom.

litmus test by DoctorGrey October 15, 2004