Typecum

Tyoing mistakes you make when holding your phone in the left due to jacking off

-I can't write the comments right when I typecum.
-Yeah it's better to wait until you finish.

by gallian January 27, 2022

typesh

Short for type shit; Comparing something with another by saying it’s “______ type shit.”

Yo that man was crazy, he was on some crackhead typesh.

by paigegegegeg February 28, 2022

typewriter

Spamming the top row and coming out with the longest word made with qwertyuiop (the top row of the keyboard).

Person 1: is that a typewriter?
Person 2: yep, look at this: *spams top row*
Person 1: wow, is that it's name?
Person 2: wait what

by i am child May 12, 2022

types-sexual

Person (typically a Developer) sexually attracted to typescript.

Ben is grinding typescript in almost every project, I think he is types-sexual

by thetypesgang June 20, 2022

typerage

Written messages, usually on the Internet, that are barley legible or coherent, where the author is typing in a blind rage with little regard to spelling, punctuation, grammar, structuring, pacing, or even if he portrays himself as sane. The message would likely be far more legible and coherent if the author acted with a calm and collected mind.

For example: "3 Actibliz is evil episode 200. Hot take "Men are evil" becauuse "Capitalism is evil" Going on and on about executive pay, while ignoring that the financial system, not "capitalism" is responsible for this. Bobby Kotick is letting of people die every day because he is not solving the financial problems of every single america" is a bit hypocritical for someone hoarding 10ka month for the heroic burden of recording news commentary videos that he does not even edit himself ... You get a boner everytime you hear or see bobby kotick ? You rather talking about bobby kotick 20 minutes than anything else ? He doesnt even know how you are jimyboy"

The snowflake on the Internet sent me a typerage response, cussing me out for my opinion.

by Anonymousxx12345xx September 4, 2022

Typeghost

Someone who ghosts people.

John: I was on a blind date, but the girl never showed! I think she was a type.
Donovan: defiantly a ghost type.
John: yeah, she ghosted me
Donovan: I hate that type. Typeghost suck!
John:time for a PB&J
Donovan: for sure for sure

by TheOldCrayoninthebox September 14, 2022

typeist

God among men. Our lord and savior.

Typeist is so hot

by Typeist December 11, 2022