Females

Ignoring them makes them briefly more like humans of the same race males are instead of like all powerful goddesses that have but to lift their finger to summon and control creatures with tentacles that don't miss destroying a single life or village that they usually get to enjoy being seen as by most people (which sounds a lot like the bible's description of a god designed to scare everybody).

If somebody said females were human too, it would be hard to find evidence of it. They've always been treated as the better half of humanity.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Female Dad

The female version of a mother fucker. Or, as some may say, the female version of a male parent/father/dad

Who's that?
Damb, that's female dad

by Sir Leaky Bum October 1, 2021

Female Gemini

Turning from sweet to back-stabbing in an instant, The female Gemini is an air sign playing the role of the sweet and sour within the zodiacs.

//Family Life//
Average Lovers: Leo
Average Siblings: Capricorn, Cancer
Average Enemies: Taurus

//Money Workings//
Being the blink-of-an-eye switchers, There isn't an actual average on how their money is spent. One second, they wanna spend every last penny, the next, they think the cheapest of things are too expensive to get. Sometimes you just don't know.

1: Hey look! Its a Female Gemini!
2: OH NO! thats my gf, and I spent ALL MY MONEY!
1: oh no...
Gf: Hey wanna go shoppi-
2:I SPENF IT ALL!!!!

Gf: uhhh... We were gonna go in the clearance....

by JustYourAverageArtist<3 July 27, 2021

female friendship

When you constantly feel like you’re caught between perving on your friend or murdering them.

The bond of female friendship between Rebecca and I is so strong that sometimes I genuinely want to murder her.

by Sad worms August 2, 2021

Female Fence

When a Group of Three or more Girls Walk in a horizontal line across the path, completely preventing you from getting past or walking at your natural pace.

“Why are you walking so Slowly?”
“I can’t Get past, There is a Female Fence in front of me.”

by JXSphere February 26, 2022

Female rape

Like male rape (the rape by a male child)
This is rape by a female child

He Is having it hard to Prove that he was Female rape

by 459395 March 7, 2022

demonic females

Demonic females say they want equality with males when they really want power over us; they also say things like "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle", and especially, "Feminism is theory; lesbianism is practice." Attrib. to Ti-Grace Atkinson. Demonic females would love to rid the world of us.

That biotch was saying in the maintenance office that "beer makes me randy", when she knew damn well no man could talk like that around women and keep his job; she is one of those demonic females.

by John Edgar Boston June 11, 2021