Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 5, 2021

Math

Math means a dumb bitch that should not be used ever.🙄🤚 it makes you go insane!-😭🤚it makes you almost kys!🥺

“We’re doing Math!” .-Ima kms rn..-😫😭🤚🙄🔪😏🥵😃👍

by paytonanonclipz on tt December 16, 2020

Math Sheriff

Someone who watches over all math. Like a gatekeeper. The TRUE king of all math has to offer

Tom: “Man Jimmy has been math sheriff for four years now....”

Billy: “yeah I know. People keep having the guts to face him in a dual but no one is able to beat him.....”

by Your worst nightmare 69 November 13, 2018

Math healer

Someone who heals you in math and gets rid of math phobias.

My math healer is a God send.

My math healer saved me and my grades.

I need a math healer to pass this class.

by LingDanc803 March 4, 2023

Math

Math stands for:

M i
A wanna
T kill
H myself

World: “hey stole, wanna do some math?”
Me: *jump out of the window*
World: “You see, math is essential”

by ThEbAgUeTtE October 28, 2020

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Don't commit MATH it will go on your permanent record

by hitahjosh March 21, 2019

Math

Math = mental abuse to humans

aka a torture device

Teacher: today we're doing math
LITTERALLY EVERYONE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bob: hey teach, math is MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMANS!

by LN11 September 1, 2022