Irish Switchblade

A broken beer bottle; usually used for self-defense in a bar fight, or as a deadly weapon in a rumble and/or your standard bumfight.

Two-Bit Matthew's weapon of choice when a gaggle of Socs roll up on him, Pony Boy, and Johnny at the Drive-In.

I got into an argument with this guy down at the pub last night, and he cut the shit out of me with an Irish Switchblade.

by Detroit Steve March 13, 2012

bratty switch

Minatozaki Sana

#SANA: bratty switch rights!

by geycrocs February 11, 2020

switch blade

a hard street word for a dike

Me not being gay, I was not comfortable in a house full of switch blades.

by Asia June 18, 2006

Stitch

n. Abbr. Scot. Stich

A problem, usually associated with a customer or colleague.

"Can you deal with this stitch?"

"You stiched me up you bastard!"

by Machtzu October 18, 2004

stitch

derrogatory

Publicly acceptable statement referring to a "stupid bitch"

"st" from stupid combined with "itch" from bitch

In front of his boss, Johnny said to Jane, "Can you believe that stitch?" while working as a waiter for a local restaurant.

by zachary March 13, 2005

The Switch

The switch is when the Random Scale is turned over. The Random is on the right side of the scale, the Right is on the left side of the scale, neutral stays the same.

eg. Sandy is a "Right" person but she wants to "fit in" with a group of "Random" ppl. So a person in the random group says: "I like pants!" (lafs heard all around) and sandy's reply is : "Yeah! especially when they're cotton!" (SILENCE) Random peron: Riiiight. The system has switched.
(note) there is a rare occasion where a right person is successful. But if not, they are called Try-hard random

by *WiCkeD* March 22, 2005

Stitches

Stitches: a painful piece of fabric they put into your body the sitches then sometimes turn into poison consuming your red blood cells and then causing your heart to drain. Your brainstem collapse because your brain becomes too heavy. Stitches are never something you should get. You've been warned.

A: "Hey Did you see dumbshit with her new stitches?"

B:"Yes, her heart already drained."

by Adeslin July 10, 2011