Steve-Jitsu

Steve-Jitsu is a martial art that focuses on shooting your opponents in the face with a firearm while they perform their martial art acrobatics. Founded in 2009 while camping in Kelso Park, Steve-jitsu is based on multiple schools of Street-Jitsu and Bustacapinyoface-Jutsu.

Karate Practioner: Steve-Jitsu is no match for Karate!

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: oh yeah? show me.

Karate Practioner: *starts performing his acrobatics*

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: *pulls out his firearm and shoots his opponent in the face*

Lesson: Firearm > 20 years of martial arts.

by Steve-jitsu July 14, 2009

Steve

The best person you would ever want to meet. When you see him and his cute, shiny brown eyes you forget all your troubles and you would never forget him. Even when you are depressed he will put a smile on your face. Steve loves soccer and would always be the goalie he would never be sad. If someone leaves him he will still Have joy in him. He would always give you attention and would never talk in arude voice . He would always... make ANYONE happy. A cute 16 old boy the cuttest, nicest Person ever.

Steve just passed by me and gave me a high-five.

by Radiatsiya March 15, 2017

steve

A big gay bag of dicks

That steve is a steve

by hgfioljouijl April 16, 2019

Eh!Steve!

a little green "crazy" guy Strong Bad in www.HomestarRunner.com made in his email titled, "Crazy Cartoon". He always says, "Eh!Steve!"

And then EH!STEVE! shows up in one of the episodes and delivers his famous catch-phrase, "EH! STEVE!"

by SCOTT! May 16, 2003

steve irwin

To die in an unexpected way

Pull a Steve Irwin and die by sting ray, rather than crocodile attack.

by achy November 2, 2008

Steven Colbert

Possibly the most intelligent man gracing the television today, Steven Colbert has a large audience of disgruntled, politically aware 13-30 year olds who tend to become fanatical when they finally become an audience member of Colbert's live-filmed talk show. Colbert's tongue-in-cheek approach to comedy is highly effective, in part due to the outrageous character he has made himself into. Colbert's character is actually a caricture of America's conservative, republican population, whose backwards thinking and ridiculously contrary attitude is easy to mock. Steven Colbert has become somewhat of a modest celebrity thanks to his political commentary, appearing in an issue of GQ and booking notorious political, literary and artistic celebrities himself.

"Hey, have you heard about Steven Colbert?"

"Pfft, who hasn't, he's only the most intelligent man gracing television today."

by Katrina Ate Karl Rove August 31, 2007

steve

verb-the act of passing someone then reducing speed slower then that of the person passed
past tense- steved

it is also an hnor to be unintentionally steved by steve

aw nick you just got steved!!!

by thebeastinator50968742 August 21, 2010