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Naked spooning 

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.
Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)
Naked spooning by LLeaky June 7, 2018
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Spoonication 

The act of laying in bed with your partner (I.E. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, F-buddy, etc) and spooning them, until it leads ultimately to fornication.
Fred: "I gotta go man, Melissa is lonely and I might be able to get laid."

Bob: "Yeah man, try to do some Spoonication"
Spoonication by BodybaggedOG August 8, 2009
Related Words

spoonboning

The act of hamboning while playing the spoons
Harry: "He's... He's spoonboning!"
spoonboning by Synthbrap March 2, 2016

Spoonker 

A person who holds up a spoon and dramtically points it at things. (Tiny spoons are preffered but you can use any spoon.) The person is in most cases mentally ill.
"Tf why is Penelope dramatically pointing a spoon at that dog?"

"Oh don't worry he is a spoonker."

poo-spooning 

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)
Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"
poo-spooning by Assy Johnson November 4, 2011

Silver Spoonin 

"sil-ver" - "spoon-in"

noun,
1. A person who promulgates their entire success as being attributed to their parents' own accomplishments.
2. A person that, by accident of birth, believes that they do not require to work hard throughout life as they will be provided for entirely by their parents.

Origin
2011-2013; < Canadian
Easy, guys... I put my big girl panties on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time...Except once they're on, my parents are wealthy, so they're just going to provide for me however I want.

Oh Boy, there he goes again - always silver spoonin'!
Silver Spoonin by jxf163 October 8, 2012

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