shoot the twos

to have an light hearted convo , easy and low pressure like a free throw . see chop it up

whats good my geiser aint see ya in a type minute lets shoot the twos .

tryna shoot the twos and catch up my nigga ?

she was blowin my line to come home early i thought she found out bout my side piece . she dont know yet werr just shootin the twos

by shermpharaoh December 18, 2018

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Shoot This Motherfucker

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.

Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.

by RandomDudeOnTheInternetBecause June 12, 2023

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School shooting

BUT HE DEPLOYED THE MILITARY! I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SCARED THE BAD GUYS INTO NOT DOING A CRIME! WHAT HAPPENED!?

Hym "Yeah, nothing is going to change because you refuse to look at the actual causes. I'll reserve my judgement on the school shooting until you actually report on the ACTUAL impetus behind the act. We'll see. Maybe it's ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA. Who knows!? They refuse to investigate and or corroborate my thing."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

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Shoot far

Oh crap, dang it

Momma asked me to feed the pet gator and we were out of chickens, shoot far!

by fsafdjkljoidjjiojqwj111223344 December 29, 2021

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Shooting Star

An action that can be performed during intercourse where you jizz in your s/o rear end and then they poop, causing the cum to cum out and then the poop.

Wow I had a great time with Gabi last night, we did the shooting star and I ate it out of the toilet

by Leahs cum buster December 23, 2020

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secret shoot

Noun, (SHE-CRET SHCUTE): A phrase that has many meanings, but we really don’t fucking know

friend #1: You killed that hair boy
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!

by Sneezedonthebeat January 1, 2019

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