sended

a cuter way of saying sent

Ed, i sended the email!

by Professor E July 30, 2013

sends

used when something is majorly funny.

-Those Jason Derulo fell from the stairs fucking sends

by jfjenviekcldpss de pwowmcjsj February 20, 2020

full sender

An OG who full sends no matter what. Even right before going to work.

Pete: Big Mike just full sent a beer ferda

Aj: Oh he's a fucking full sender and a half
Pete: Certified beauty in my books

by FlaminAlpaca January 17, 2018

Sending some Faxes

When a woman gives fellatio to a man and her head goes all the way back and thrusts forward in rapid succession

Bob: oh god i had the best head last night

Jim Oh was she Sending some Faxes??

Bob HELL YEAH brofist

Tina Im so proud of my BJ skills I can totally send faxes

Debbie Wow SLUT I wish I could send faxes

by sooksumwang September 3, 2011

The Oden's Return to Sender

After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.

I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!

by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006

Sendie

a sweet innocent shy girl. usually has dark hair and brown eye's and wears glasses. HER voice is very quiet and she doesnt excite easily.

girl 1- i just told my mom i was gonna die in four months and she didnt react
girl 2- sounds like a sendie.

by Natalia7 October 4, 2011

Sending Gatsby back home

A euphemism for sexual intercourse, presumably derived from the fact that Gatsby lived in a place called "West Egg." The resulting euphemism implies that the sex is intended to result in pregnancy.

Matt- "Dude, when I go abroad next year I'm gonna be 'sending Gatsby back home' all night, every night!"
Dave- "Matt, the last thing we need is a whole shit ton of pregnant furries."

by danx6 March 6, 2008