happy as a goldfish in the sea 

happy as a goldfish in the sea, ahh those immortal words, bring a tear to the old eye.....well well well, i beg to disagreee, i do admit to uttering those words when i was hmmm under the influence. But nothing at all can compare to jan flashing at an eleven year old and kissing her little brothers terrrfieed friends. I rest my case. Plus theses words made a lot of sense at the time, and think about it, how happy would a goldfish be, surrounded by all that water, like a kid in a candy shop!!

''euan, look at my pants!!!Do u like my pants, heee heeee hooo hooo, jan cant stop rockiiiiin!''

happy as a goldfish in the sea by Kaboosher March 9, 2005

Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) 

A very large annoying woman typically found at the workplace who only works 4 out of every 60 minutes and spends the rest of her time bringing down other's productivity. Name is derived from her looking like a large sea mammal, hence the name sea bacon or bacon of the sea...

Damn dude, Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour. I couldn't get shit done...

It is preferred to use the acronym as it is easier to say than the full blown words.

Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) by Bots harpooner, arrrrrrrr... August 18, 2008

20,000 leagues under the sea 

I do believe it is 20,000 fathoms under the sea.

Jules Verne may have perdicted nuclear technology, but he knew nothing about nuatical measurement.

20,000 leagues under the sea by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

Deep Sea Shrimping 

A gloriously pointless and awesomely gross sexual move (see houdini) in which the man, upon ejaculating onto the back of his partner, takes a straw and slurps it all up. Gnarly to say the least. No reports of anyone actually doing it thus far.

"When I finished with Faqwanda I went deep sea shrimping."
"Get out of my sight."

Deep Sea Shrimping by Fillmore Slim June 25, 2004

drop the kids off at the sea side 

the act of dropping the kids of at the sea side is to have a good ole' shit, and because everything that the porcelain got eats ends in the sea the term "drop the kids off at the sea side" comes into effect.

oh man i really need to drop the kids off at the sea side!

dude1: hey where you running off to?
dude2: i gotta drop the kids off at the sea side mate.
dude1: ohhhh got ya, dont be late!

drop the kids off at the sea side by hazmat man July 4, 2006

Russian Sea Urchin 

When a female is double fisted by her partner and the fingers are then extended so as to resemble a sea urchin.

Derived from a double version of the Russian starfish

She bragged that she could totally take a Russian starfish, so I gave her a Russian Sea Urchin and she squealed.

Russian Sea Urchin by Jose San Wango April 20, 2011

Dead Sea

1. Male Infertility.

2. When a man's reproductive organs, especially the testicles, produce little to no semen, they can be referred to as a "Dead Sea" (as in a Dead Semen Producer).

1. The man's semen is like the Dead Sea: no sperm fishes can live in it.

2. Jill was hoping Dick's dick would explode, but instead she discovered Dick's dick was a Dead Sea.

3. Mary: "I feel bad for Jessica, she can't have kids with Albert's Dead Sea"

Joe: "Well, on the other hand, you can feel good for Albert: thanks to that DEAD SEA of his, he can sleep around without a condom".

Dead Sea by Jackette55 November 24, 2009