BOTS

B=Bitch
O=On
T=The
S=Side

Guy 1: Your just a bots!

by sbwild88 November 9, 2012

BOTS

An acronym for "Bring Out The Squint". BOTS is usually the final step of an unsuccessful technical interview in the Bay Area in which the interviewee is ambushed by a Squint (a chink, slant, chinee) who furnishes the interviewee with a set of extremely difficult and ultimately irrelevant questions which are designed to prove the superiority of the interviewers intellect rather than screen for a suitable candidate for the job.

BOTS (Silicon Valley Interview)

Squint: If you had fifteen chickens and one had red feathers and the others had black feathers, what is the probability that I live with my parents in Union City?

Interviewee: Uh... 100 percent?

Squint: Elaborate.

Interviewee: Fuck you, I'm out of here.

by kenny wenny February 5, 2010

BOTS

Abbreviation meaning 'Bacon of the Sea' referring to a large amphibious (floating) mammal known to consume large quantities of bacon grease, occassionally resulting in fecal grease spills which are the main cause of the melting of the polar ice cap.

The term BOTS is also commonly used in an office environment to describe that annoying/overweight woman who doesn't know when to shut up.

Tell BOTS to get that shit out of her teeth with a bacon tooth pick.

by BOTS Nasty August 16, 2008

BOTS

(B)itches (O)n (T)he (S)ide. the girls you talk to other than your girlfriend, to keep your options open.

-Dude who you textin?
-Karla
-I thought you were with Brianna?
-Karla is one of my BOTS bro.

by jayayseekay September 30, 2012

bot-bot

Austrialian slang for bottom, ass or a person you refer as ass.

Those young bot-bots make me mad!

by zee.mee April 7, 2009

botting

Automated gameplay. Generally by using programs to play games for you.

Bob: What's up?
Me: Botting for D2, hold on.

by Willum September 2, 2006

Bot

You are a horrible player in a game, specifically CS:GO or C-ops (mobile game) and you just suck so badly that you play like a bot, otherwise a NPC or something that isn't humanly controlled.

*insert name here* is a bot. (Whoever is just a bad player)

by ~j͓̽B͓̽~ Juiice October 2, 2018