spanket blanket

A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.

Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?

Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.

by Harry Basagna August 1, 2006

Sanket

A Quiff. A structured and carefully maintained haircut.

Elvis must have used a lot of oil and hairspray to get his sanket to look so good.

Johnny Bravo has one mean sanket.

by Salty Bobby September 26, 2007

Spankin

Popping a toddler's hand with a hairbrush when he's in trouble

You're getting a spankin for drawing on that brand new wall!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

SGS (Spanking Groin Station)

Walking in on someone while they are pleasuring themselves in the workplace.

I went into Larry's office late last night and he was pulling off a SGS (Spanking Groin Station).

by Thomas Jorgensen May 4, 2007

wanky spanky

The act of asking someone to get spanked by a cock.

Hey you wanna do a little wanky spanky over there?

by Dick Smalls May 15, 2010

nob shank

an insult used to people who are a general annoyance

stop stealing my chips you little nob shank

by deathznow September 12, 2006

Spanky

The sex.

pull it off like Mike Jones
and we're like who?
Spanky is the sex man Spanky is the sex

by callmehyoclairebear November 24, 2010