To "roflbate" is to "rofl" (rolling on the floor laughing) while masturbating. You can either start masturbating then begin rolling on the floor or you can begin rolling on the floor then start masturbating.
You must always start rolling before you climax and you must always masturbate until climax.
You must always start rolling before you climax and you must always masturbate until climax.
"Oh my God! Lock the door when you're roflbating, Jesus Christ! I can't believe I walked into you mid-roflbate, gross."
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Rolling on floor laughing my mother fucking ass off while screaming (or shouting) about Jesus Christ
Rolling on floor laughing my mother fucking ass off while screaming (or shouting) about Jesus Christ
Bob: Listen to this clever joke: <insert clever joke that is actually terrible>
Sentient Life: roflmmfaowsajc... moron
Sentient Life: roflmmfaowsajc... moron
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I thought I thought of this first, but it appears some people were faster than me =o
I thought I thought of this first, but it appears some people were faster than me =o
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About equal to that of a Lollercaust but with more emphasis, even when not written in all caps.
About equal to that of a Lollercaust but with more emphasis, even when not written in all caps.
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to be used when something is so over the top funny, that ROFLOL just isn't enough.
to be used when something is so over the top funny, that ROFLOL just isn't enough.
person 1: "Hey did you hear the Vice-President shot some old lawyer in the face, and the guy lived, and the Veep isn't going to jail?"
person 2: roflhhoctagko!
person 2: roflhhoctagko!
by inerlogic September 12, 2007
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