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Five Finger Death Punch

Basically Nickleback and Pantera, but as one band.
Person 1; You see the Five Finger Death Punch concert last night?
Person 2; Fuck no. That band sucks
by SilentFlaccidity May 16, 2018
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the punching bag

When you punch yourself in the balls as hard as you can to kill the sperm right before you ejaculate into a woman's vagina as to avoid other forms of birth control.
"Wow, the punching bag I gave myself last night hurt, but not as bad as 18 years of child support would have."
by Kyle Willinger April 9, 2007
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Puncher's Chance

It's a boxing term. It means that though you may be outclassed by your opponent, if you land a good punch, you can win.
Bob was down in the polls, but if he did well in the debate, he'd have puncher's chance of winning the election.
by BrianSnat July 15, 2015
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HORSE PUNCH

SIMILAR TO THE DONKEY PUNCH, BUT WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX, INSTEAD OF PUNCHING HER IN THE HEAD, YOU PUNCH HER ON HER ASS CHEEK, CAUSEING HER TO TIGHTEN HER ENITRE ASS, SQUEEZING YOUR DICK.
i heard my brother yell "horse punch!" from the other room right before she kicked him out of her place half dressed.
by Richie Roma August 1, 2008
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sucker punch line

A line you say to someone to put them off gard before you sucker punch them.
Among the lines are,ever hear of an old man by the name of?, I droped my card could you get it for me?, Your fly's open, your shoe's untied.
I almost fell for that sucker punch line.
by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009
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thai donkey punch

same as donkey punch , but with brass knuckles.
i gave her the thai donkey punch. knocked her out and i came right after.
by theBEAN562 January 13, 2010
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punching the clown

The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.
Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
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