Pre-Game

The act of getting yourself ready before masturbating. i.e. watching porn 30+ minutes before masturbating

Guy 1: "Alright guys I gotta go, im finna go pre-game."
Guy 2: "wait, you're going to party?"
Guy 1: "no i plan on masturbating tonight but first i wanna get myself ready."

by Tay5117 September 4, 2017

pre-sneezin

The short spasms of inhalation before a sneeze.

Thanks for the tissue, but I didn't make it past the pre-sneezin.

by myk247365 October 7, 2017

pre-weeb

Someone who consumes wapanese media in moderation (but still risks becoming a full-fledged weeaboo).

1: That guy watches anime, what a weeb!
2: Hey, watch your language! Watching a few episodes of japanese-made cartoons doesn't make you "overly obsessed with Japanese culture to the point where you become annoying". He's doing it responsibly. He is a pre-weeb.
1: Whatever, he's on the path to total weeaboofication...

by Arzoleste September 14, 2017

pre-v

When you prematurely Venmo someone for a round of drinks and then you decide to buy the next round, requiring them to Venmo back to you. If you had just lasted a little longer before trying to settle up, no Venmo would have been necessary.

Friend 1: Ok, I'll Venmo you for that drink.
Friend 2: Hold up - you know we never have just one beer. You don't want to have a pre-v.

by prognosticator December 10, 2017

Pre tossed salad

When one person licks the buthole right before you lick the buthole

I was enjoying Danielle’s pre tossed salad

by Andielpy December 17, 2017

pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.

Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.

by Mayhematty January 23, 2018

Pre-whistulation

When a referee blows the whistle before contact is made and a foul is called.

That was not a foul! The ref has a bad case of pre-whistulation!

by Vagnipt January 23, 2018