patchuuu

when something is spitted at or thrown in the face of others.

*verbal attack, patchuuu*

by Aww Drayyy September 2, 2008

Patchuck

another name for a person who dwells in a basement. usually a very smelly horrible basement

he was acting like a patchuck

by dghfghfgh March 4, 2009

patchopath

A relatively harmless subcategory of psychopath whose attacks are limited to couples with rhyming names.

The patchopath's attacks are restricted to juvenile heckling, unless it is discovered that one of it's victims has denounced their given name in favor of a shortened version of their last name, in which case the patchopath may become aggressive. The only effective defense at this point is shielding oneself with the middlemost finger and liberal deployment of F bombs.

The origin of the name is unknown, but is believed to be the result of the first victim's inability to spell-check, possibly to due to post-traumatic stress following the attack.

Victim: I was talking to this lady after work and we were attacked by a patchopath!

Innocent Bystander: OMG, what happened? What did you do?

Victim: Oh, I whipped out the finger and tossed around some F bombs and they took off. It was pretty impressive.

by My Nickname May 6, 2009

Patchwork madras

Patchwork madras is fabric that is made from 100% cotton, and is sewn into patchworks.The fabric is madras (cotton plaid) fabric, and the end product is known as patchwork madras.

Patchwork madras by Atlantis Fabrics is ideal for summer shorts.

by Patchwork madras April 5, 2011

Patchwork Panties

The extra crusty underwear of a hippie/wook (see def. wook) girl, never name-brand, sometimes homemade, sometimes not there at all.

She was so crunchy, she had patchwork panties.

by the troof March 13, 2013

Patchway Whore

It is a person of high standards until she has had a drink and starts acting in a whore-ish manner! For example if you are on a night out she would be the first one to take her bra off and be in a wet tshirt competition, dancing on a bar in slag pants, loving the attention from men!!

#PW #wettshirt #haventreallygotanystandards #alwaysonetoomany

Look at that Patchway whore on the bar!!

by BlackSheepSlumdog July 28, 2016

Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.

She's 18 and she's still Patching.

by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016