Poser Skater

A self acclaimed skater who:
1. Can't kickflip or heelflip
2. Never won a game of SKATE
3. Gets blank'd often
4. Can't ollie a one stair set.
5. Never skates by themselves

6. Has a board just for the hell of it

Skater: "Dude, leave me alone, I don't want to skate with you."

Poser: "Come on bro! I hate skating by myself and I need help with my kickflips!"

Skater: "Get away from me poser skater."

by PanzyWarfare November 2, 2009

poser

A poser is someone who tries hard to fit into a group which they do not belong to. This is usually to receive a certain type of reputation among others.People also preach they like certain types of music to fit into certain groups yet have no idea what the bands music is about.

Girl:(singing teenagers by My Chemical Romance)I just love My Chemical Romance!
MCR Fan: Who is your favrioute mem of MCR
Girl:Whats MCR?
MCR Fan: My Chemical Romance??You where just singing there songs?
Girl: Oh Teenagers
MCR fan: I love I never told you what i do for a living!
Girl: Whos that song by?
MCR fan:(falls over poser!!!)

by Cloza November 29, 2007

Poser

Someone who shops at Hot Topic.

"DUDE lets go to Hot Topic"
"Yeah we can look so stupid and like posers"
"Alright, sweet i have always wanted to look like a shitbag!"

by Taylor1993 January 18, 2009

Poseur

The true way to spell poseur, a poseur is a way to refer to fake people. This could be someone who claims to be, say, emo when they cut themself, without know that emo is a genre of music and a state of mind. It's not cutting and suicide.

OR a poseur is a hater. They insult people who like Owl City, shop at Hot Topic, or do anything else that has slipped into the mainstream.

Poseur: ZOMG you listen to owl city, they are so gay! ur so gay!

Real person: um, one, Owl City isn't a band. Two, it's politically incorrect to call something gay, and three, step off.

by xRevolution09x March 16, 2010

Pussy Poser

Someone that sucks and is scared to do something that they want people to think they are good at

Kid 1: hey kid with the razor t-shirt on, scooter off that building
Kid 2: no maybe some other time
Kid 1: dude your a pussy poser

by Big Willy Style June 20, 2007

cool poser

A person who tries to act kewl (kool), but ends up being called "cool" by everyone. "cool"=bad "kewl"=good "kool"=good

Look at Bob, ugh, he's being a cool poser again by wearing those extra tight skinny jeans. Extra tight skinny jeans are so wrong for a person to wear....

by happyblue88 November 1, 2009

Rock poser

Maneskin and their "Beggin'" song.

Dumb middle aged man on radio: Coming up we got Beggin' by Maneskin only on the best alternative station 103.7!

Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 20, 2022