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J-Fake

1. n. A story that is based on some kernel of semi-plausibility but whose trajectory quickly leads into pure fabrication.

2. n. A person who tells such a story.

3. v. To tell such a story.
1. Remember that j-fake when the dude had to slay an ice dragon to get back to school?

2. Yo man, that j-fake totally convinced his professor that he had turned his work in.

3. That guy j-faked his mom into believing she had forgotten his birthday when he had really forgotten hers.
by Coach Lonely December 13, 2008
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fake out

to fake make out, or to make out fakely.
James blushed as his two best friends proceeded to fake out in front of him - he knew they were just faking it to mess with him, but even so he couldn't help a momentary flash of anger and lust; stemming from the many times he had imagined his own lips upon their gossamer-soft angel-lips.
by fine_dine_decca January 31, 2010
mugGet the fake outmug.

fake fan

fake fan: a lot of people will get this confused with “bandwagon”.

fake fan is when someone claims to be a day one fan but in reality aren’t.

another definition of “fake fan” is when someone also claims to be a day one/fan in general to a person but are using them for clout.

now you know. so don’t get bandwagon and fake fan confused, they are two separate things!
michelle: i’ve been reaping insert artist/band name since day one!

dave: you’ve been repping insert artist/band name since i told you who they were! you’re a fake fan!
by xotrxsh May 28, 2019
mugGet the fake fanmug.

Fake Weights

Fake Weights were designed, created, and patent by fakeweights.com for the purpose of offering a lightweight replica barbell plate used for viral Marketing, Commercials, photoshoots, Movie Props and more.
Many advertising companies have used Fake Weights in place of real Barbell Weights.
by FakeWeights May 21, 2018
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Fake Friend

Someone who talks to you when they need something
Someone who talks about you behind your back when they say their your friend
Someone who wants to fight you but lets you walk around untouched.
Alexis was being a fake friend when she asked me to buy her mascara but she was just talking about me yesterday
by SidneyB. March 4, 2018
mugGet the Fake Friendmug.

faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.
I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor
by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015
mugGet the faking smartmug.

fake the snake

Adding an exact detail to make the little lie you are telling more believable or convincing.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018
mugGet the fake the snakemug.

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