Mega Jerk

The Mega Jerk is a most rare and strange person. Any decent Mega Jerk will be found hanging out around DDR machines, masturbating in public restrooms, and perhaps even eating huge quantities of various foods at Hometown Buffet. Mega Jerks are to be avoided if possible, as they may size you up, decide they like the look of you, and rape you on the spot.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.

You. YOU sir, are a Mega Jerk.

by A.F.F.M.J. November 3, 2007

mega-baker

Person who is baked 9/10ths of the day.

The two young stoners in lake padgett are mega-bakers.

by bigballer10 March 1, 2010

Megabee

A malicious giant bee, thought by some to be a creature of myth, but only because they have repressed the memory of his terrifying appearance. While the intent of his terrorism is unclear, scientists have analyzed his actions and determined that he has an IQ of approximately 130 and the structural strength of diamond. His size seems to vary from sighting to sighting, so it is possible he is able to appear in different forms, ranging from the size of a large marble, on up to that of a Soviet Horner helicopter. You can tell when he is nearby, because the sun gets blotted out, you feel a low frequency vibration deep in your bones, and then a long stinger pierces all the way through your chest.

Just when I thought he had moved on to conquer another planet, Megabee snuck up from behind and slapped a "sting me" sign on my back.

by megabeeologist July 26, 2010

mega whore

A Mega Whore is a person who has sex with a lot of people.
Like more than a thousand or so.

My friend Megan is such a Mega Whore she will fuck anything with 2 or less legs. and totally fuck up your life.

by coot9000 January 3, 2011

mega uber nerd

See "Fuckboy" and add Calculator

"My RAM is 100 MHz faster than yours sweg git rekt m8" -mega uber nerd

by Frothy_Walrusman June 16, 2015

mega zucc

The full harnessed power of Marc ZUCCerburg giving a near full pure strength ZUCC to an individual . Due to the strength of said ZUCC no man can withstand more than 12 seconds

Marc - "yo man my girl gave me the mega zucc last night "

Eric Lachappa - "Damn I can't last more than 8 seconds with that much zucc strength "

by Aaron Murray The Legend Pedo July 19, 2017

mega remus

a person who believes himself to be righteous in situations but is actually a hypocrite and does not care.

Josh is a mega remus

by anonymous 258 September 4, 2017