Italian Loafers

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body

Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.

by HyperIntake13 April 5, 2023

muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.

"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Fat Loafing

When one wastes their entire day just laying around, doing absolutely nothing, or “fat loafing”

Dude, take a look a billiam, just sitting there fat loafing!

by Bmartxxx May 8, 2023

Caca loaf

The name given to a shitty painting contractor named Carlos who sits in the corner watching his workers do everything while ripping them off for money

Caca loaf is a piece of shit

by BRBetz May 13, 2023

Ghost Loaf

1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.

"I thought I pooped, but it must have been a ghost loaf because there was no sign of it."

by Wordsmith McGee Poopy Pants August 31, 2024

Cedar Lofts

Cedar Lofts is more than a college apartment, it's the carefree lifestyle of making lifelong memories.

Cedar Lofts is the greatest college apartment.

by State College December 23, 2023

Residual Loafage

The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.

Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.

by Porksword153 December 30, 2023