king hippo

something that appears difficult, but is really simple with the right knowledge. based on the mike tyson's punchout character of the same name.

last night's homework was hard!
-what that? nah that was so king hippo

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

king tiger

The informal name of the Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf. B Tiger II, a German heavy tank disigned, built and deployed in World War II. With almost 70 metric tons of Amour and the 88mm L/71 gun, this tank was even more deadly than it's "little" brother, the Tiger I. It did suffer reliability problems, but when properly maintained and fueled, it could take out targets over 1500m.

Kurt Knispel died in the battle of Berlin when his King Tiger blew up after being peppered by the Russians.

by Dragonballs January 8, 2014

King Louie

A sexual act; The act of a woman dropping their breasts on the back of their partner's neck, in reference to the execution of Louis XVI of France.

Charles: "Why does Billy have a neck brace on?
David: "Shannon broke his neck giving him a King Louie."

by LemurOnTheBus November 5, 2020

King Viggiz frm da o

A street ni*** with style and money.

A: yo wuss good ma g you look like king viggiz frm da o

B: yeah boyyyyy I know I got style and money bitchhhhhh lezgoooooo

by BlocccGloccc August 15, 2021

Kerry King's Quiz Show

The K.K.Q.S. is a move performed during sexual intercourse. The female is on her knees and the male is standing. Slayer’s “Raining Blood” has to be playing at a high volume. The male swings hid wang around in a circular motion (like the wheel in a game show) while the female tries to catch it in her mouth.

Jesus and I just performed the Kerry King's Quiz Show in my bathroom.

by Mr. Krüger February 19, 2006

Viking King

A sexual position in which one partner takes the other from behind, and makes hand motion as though rowing a viking ship. The other partner is lying down with their chest up like the mighty prow of a ship, and puts their hands on either side of their head, pointer fingers up to symbolize viking horns. Done in celebration of Norse heritage.

Person 1: So...what do you want to do tonight baby?
Person 2: VIKING KING!!! *horns*
*humping ensues*

by odin_the_destroyer December 14, 2010

The Munchkin King

The Self-Proclaimed Ruler of sykes (if needed look up definition for "sykes". It, because the sex of the king cannot be determined, walks the floor of sykes preying on anyone that shows any glimpse of fun, or hope of having fun, THE VERY NOTION of fun even! You might not see it for it waddles around too short to be seen by normal statured humans. The only way you might notice it is that the smell of it or the horrible cackling laughter that it spews while feasting on the aforementioned fun. We refer to it as "King" because the "Munchkin It" just doesn't begin to describe the fear and power it seems to think it commands. However "It" would be a more appropriate title to better represent the appearance and actual level of power it has. Everyone lives in fear of it though because of its superb stalking powers. It sneaks up and spies on you when you least expect it and if you are doing something that it disapproves of it will cling to to and slowly start to suck the life out of you. The only way to fight the leeching power of it is to realize that you are a more advanced life form and you are in no way intimidated by this vertically challenged, large massed creature. Eventually the population around you will notice it leeching off of you and begin to realize also that they have no reason to fear it, and begin to behave like the more advanced lifeforms that they are. That will send it into a demension of anger that it has never realized before, however it's low capacity for feelings and general knowledge will put too much pressure on it's vital organs and it will explode. Ending all the hatred and world hunger, making the world a better place without it.

I was surfing the web today, but The Munchkin King noticed and now I'm slowly dying of it's leeching.

by Aaaaace October 26, 2008